I’m very perfectionistic and very lazy, which is a terrible combination.
It’s crazy. It’s irresponsible. It is without question an overpay in an attempt to change the culture surrounding the Seattle Mariners. And right now, I don’t care. Robinson Cano is one of the best players in baseball, and he’s now a Seattle Mariner. Before we get caught up in the financial implications, just enjoy that Seattle just landed a star without giving up any future ones of their own. Seattle is relevant. That’s a beautiful thing.
This is really happening. Cano is worth any price if he’ll agree to play with our shitty M’s. And possibly more important: if we ever want to see Durant in a Sonics jersey again when that happens, Seattle needs to be invested in Jay Z. He and the fam should actually just move there; Rap Game White Man’s Burden is the celebrity Seattle deserves, but not the one it needs.
1. Reasonable Doubt (Classic)
2. The Blueprint (Classic)
3. The Black Album (Classic)
4. Vol. 2 (Classic)
5. American Gangster (4 1/2, cohesive)
6. Magna Carta (Fuckwit, Tom Ford, Oceans, Beach, On the Run, Grail)
7. Vol. 1 (Sunshine kills this album … fuck … Streets, Where I’m from, You Must Love Me…)
8. BP3 (Sorry critics, it’s good. Empire (Gave Frank a run for his money))
9. Dynasty (Intro alone …)
10. Vol. 3 (Pimp C verse alone… oh, So Ghetto)
11. BP2 (Too many songs. Fucking Guru and Hip Hop, ha)
12. Kingdom Come (First game back, don’t shoot me)
Surprisingly accurate. Vol. 2 should be #2 (arguable). American Gangster deserves #5, so underrated. BP3 should be 11 though….
We were eating pasta. He had elbow pasta, I had shell pasta, and I told him how my shell pasta is better than his elbow pasta. And he was pretty upset about that. He loves elbow pasta, but I disagree, I think shell pasta is better. I don’t care. I will stand by that. Shell pasta.